i was just called
a cunt by a drunk boy leaning out of his second story window. he proceeded to yell that he wanted to write a lullaby about me and sing it to his grandkids in 60 years.
(via fuckyeahsubtitles)
so that new fred rogers statue in pittsburgh?
- Me: From the profile of the statue, he looks like a leering Gollum with hairplugs and shingles.
- Emma: It looks like it's made out of shit and Cornflakes.
- Me: The stuff of childhood.
- Emma: That's actually really true. Wow.
“ I only had sex with her because I’m in love with you. ”
Sean Bateman, Rules of Attraction
